⚡ On The Highway To Kim Jong Elle (#HorribleBosses)⚡

The majority of people who work non-office jobs never really comprehend the immensity of the fuckery that goes on behind glass doors and polished Microsoft smiles. I wrote this a while back to detail my short tenure in one of the worst workplaces my derrière has had the misfortune of parking itself at.  The below [...]

⚡You Lose Some, You Win Some⚡

You know how some people ‘Wake up Like This’ - cue *instant glowy face potentially generated by Maybelline*? Well, that ain’t me. In fact, over the past 2 months I have been getting out of bed looking like a tanned version of Alice Cooper, with a keratin blow dry and a thirst for H2O, make up remover and a [...]

⚡ Photoshoot: Mistress of Puppets ⚡

⚡ Photoshoot: Mistress of Puppets ⚡

⚡End of passion play, crumbling away  I’m your source of self-destruction  Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear  Leading on your death’s construction  Taste me you will see  More is all you need  You’re dedicated to  How I’m killing you ⚡                   **** 👚 Top : Custom [...]

⚡Living in the London Edge ⚡

⚡Living in the London Edge ⚡

What happens when you get struck down with more illnesses than the original man actually made-of-metal (sorry Rob Halford)?? This dude is so metal it hurts \m/ ... You end up spending so much time on the World Wide Web that you crawl faster than Spidergoth crawls on a Venom vinyl at his local record [...]

⚡Photoshoot: The Great Gothsby ⚡

⚡Photoshoot: The Great Gothsby ⚡

... or what happens when you are homebound with lots of bling and a camera to hand 🙂 Gotta say that I am digging fashion photography, great excuse to prance about in my flat with more bling than Mister T and the Pope combined ! On this note, LOVING my new hat from Boohoo ! [...]

⚡Hell’s Belle, Wedding Bells & Bingeing in Bingen⚡

⚡Hell’s Belle, Wedding Bells & Bingeing in Bingen⚡

During my time in London, I have met many, many people. A mix of wierd, wonderful, strange, random, amazing and ... idiotic. For sure, London is a cool city with so much to offer, but sadly, it does turn a lot of individuals into pretentious, pompous arseholes - especially in some social "scenes" where a [...]