⚡ Rage Against The Meeting ⚡

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH. Meeting in the name of!Meeting in the name of!In a few days, I have to go back to what is deemed the "real" world, eg assume the crouching fatso hidden worker position behind my desk at home, and start hunting for more crouching fatso hidden worker positions via Linkedin and other job hunting websites. Rock.On.For... Continue Reading →

⚡ Sad But (Sing) True ⚡

One of my latest objectives is to transition from the lyrical version of Jason Voorhees (massacres everything even in silence)  into the lyrical version of Hannibal Lecter (massacres everything with class, precision and a glass of Merlot).Basically, I have started taking singing lessons (and guitar lessons). This is happening after years of singing and playing... Continue Reading →

⚡ Paracetamol To The Wall ⚡

In a typical turn of events, the day I decide to be productive (e.g. write silly stuff, take silly pictures and play silly metal), my body decides to go on strike, like a true French representative of the lazy derrière.I literally woke up feeling like Maiden's Eddie would feel after a night of tantric yoga with Vic... Continue Reading →

⚡ For Those About To Bollock… ⚡

I rebuke youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!Oh. I know what you may be thinking...."What a nice introduction eh?!" (alternatively you may also be singing along to the original tune, in which case I actually salute you).​​SMXLLYou see, I used to run a blog years ago ... A blog that was as shiny as Dave Mustaine's mane, and as funny as KISS' discography.... Continue Reading →

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