⚡ Sad But (Sing) True ⚡

One of my latest objectives is to transition from the lyrical version of Jason Voorhees (massacres everything even in silence)  into the lyrical version of Hannibal Lecter (massacres everything with class, precision and a glass of Merlot).Basically, I have started taking singing lessons (and guitar lessons). This is happening after years of singing and playing [...]

⚡ For Those About To Bollock… ⚡

I rebuke youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!Oh. I know what you may be thinking...."What a nice introduction eh?!" (alternatively you may also be singing along to the original tune, in which case I actually salute you).​​SMXLLYou see, I used to run a blog years ago ... A blog that was as shiny as Dave Mustaine's mane, and as funny as KISS' discography. [...]