⚡You Lose Some, You Win Some⚡

You know how some people ‘Wake up Like This’ - cue *instant glowy face potentially generated by Maybelline*? Well, that ain’t me. In fact, over the past 2 months I have been getting out of bed looking like a tanned version of Alice Cooper, with a keratin blow dry and a thirst for H2O, make up remover and a [...]

⚡ For Those About To Bollock… ⚡

I rebuke youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!Oh. I know what you may be thinking...."What a nice introduction eh?!" (alternatively you may also be singing along to the original tune, in which case I actually salute you).​​SMXLLYou see, I used to run a blog years ago ... A blog that was as shiny as Dave Mustaine's mane, and as funny as KISS' discography. [...]